Insane Test

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[  ] You have been called a blond.

so far: 4

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[  ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[  ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[  ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[  ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 6

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[/] You type with three fingers or less. (sometimes....)
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 9.5

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[  ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 12.5

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16.5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 18.5

[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 18.5
Now you multiply it by 4 for your score.

74? This test is rigged.